Potty talk

Alex just ran into our bathroom to go pee and then announced that he was going poopers as well.
In the middle of going, he yells out to me, "you want to come watch me mama?" I say, "umm no I don't but I can listen to you right here."
He then tells me that I can stand on that blue thing (bath mat) and watch him.
I'm not giving in.
He then says, "that was a big pooper!"
He continues to insist that I come watch him and I continue to refuse.

He finishes (in record time for him!) and after wiping him he goes to flush and goes, "That's lots of poopers!"

Such a boy.